shocker

two in the pink, one in the stick

seriosly its fucking disgusting

by DOn May 13, 2005

the shocker

Going to town with one in the brown.

My friend and I gave Paris Hilton the Shocker last night.

by KRHimself December 18, 2003

shock the monkey

When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.

Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair

by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008

shocking the butter

A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.

Man, farming The Swarm in City of Heroes is so shocking the butter...

by Da Rabid Duckie June 7, 2004

shocklog

A mind bogglingly large turd that has become wedged in the toilet pan and can only be shifted by a bomb disposal squad and navy divers

"Holy shit look at the size of that shocklog!"

by Burt Beer May 9, 2007

shockful

a state of being in shock

that man is behaving in a shockful manner

by shockingshocky August 31, 2010

Perma-shocked

When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.

Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.

by lata sk9a October 24, 2008