by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019
Get the Schlong Sack mug.A small bag, filled with numerous "Naughty" items (Hence the name) Such as lubricants, condoms, panties, etc...
Popular with honeymoon sex resorts.
Popular with honeymoon sex resorts.
Guy: Hold on, before I gizz all over the place, lemme' get a condom from my naughty sack.
Girl: Hurry then, I don't want it to stop now.
Girl: Hurry then, I don't want it to stop now.
by Mark2719 December 17, 2008
Get the Naughty Sack mug.by huflungpoo November 20, 2010
Get the flippin a sack mug.The residue that remains on one's ballsack after sweating profusely. Normally indicated by the build up of residue on one's fingernails after scratching one's balls.
Bro, what's this shit on my fingernails?
That's just your sack sludge bro, it happens when your sack gets all nasty
That's just your sack sludge bro, it happens when your sack gets all nasty
by Cravesack June 27, 2017
Get the sack sludge mug.A fap sack is a homemade masturbation device that consists of two materials, those being a zip-lock sandwich baggie and lotion of the user's preference. Another requirement to use this device is that one must have a bed with a mattress and box springs. To use it, the user simply deposits a generous portion of his favorite lotion into the baggie, seals the baggie and spreads the lotion on the inside of it, and inserts the baggie between the box springs and mattress of his bed with the zip side visible. Lastly, the user then inserts his penis into the baggie and thrusts himself in and out of the baggie until climax.
Josh: "Dude, I just found a used fap sack in Brandon's bathroom that he forgot to throw away..."
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
by Hobo with a shotgun December 18, 2012
Get the fap sack mug.When someone puts their hand on a males penis or scrotum and takes a sniff before committing to a future engagement.
by KNC FRIED CHICKEN December 25, 2018
Get the Sack Swatch mug.A game played by men and women in a group where the woman places a clean pressed handkerchief (hanky) around a mans testicles / scrotum (sack) and massages the testies with the handkerchief so the man gets an erection.
Once a full erection is reached, another person in the group starts a stopwatch / timer as the woman continues to massage the testies in order to make the man ejaculate. As soon as the man ejaculates the timer is stopped. The woman or the man cannot touch the penis during this time as it will result in disqualification.
If the man ejaculates in less that 1 minute he gets 5 points, less than 2 minutes he gets 4 points, less than 3 minutes he gets 3 points...etc.., after 5 minutes, if the man has not ejaculated he is disqualified. However if the man has a very large ejaculation he can gain a bonus point.
Other handkerchiefs can be placed on around the mans groin and stomach as an additional turn on and to catch the ejaculate.
The woman can also strip naked and play with her nipples / vagina to encourage the mans ejaculation.
Once a full erection is reached, another person in the group starts a stopwatch / timer as the woman continues to massage the testies in order to make the man ejaculate. As soon as the man ejaculates the timer is stopped. The woman or the man cannot touch the penis during this time as it will result in disqualification.
If the man ejaculates in less that 1 minute he gets 5 points, less than 2 minutes he gets 4 points, less than 3 minutes he gets 3 points...etc.., after 5 minutes, if the man has not ejaculated he is disqualified. However if the man has a very large ejaculation he can gain a bonus point.
Other handkerchiefs can be placed on around the mans groin and stomach as an additional turn on and to catch the ejaculate.
The woman can also strip naked and play with her nipples / vagina to encourage the mans ejaculation.
Derek managed to score 6 points in last night’s game of Hanky Sack. It took him only 23.7 seconds to ejaculate and required 3 handkerchiefs to clean up afterwards!
by Hanky Sacker April 6, 2010
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