fat swany

The act of shoving a large food item in your pants to create the illusion of having a big penis. Usually a whoopie pie.

That kid at the bowling alley looked like he was trying to pull of a fat swany!

by BigPhatBoi July 15, 2017

Passive Swanking

The act of showing off whilst pretending it’s a hard life

Swanking is blatantly bragging about what you have done / have bought / have said

Passive swanking is bragging but in a humble brag sort of way. You aren’t fooling anyone

Donna: I don’t know how I’m going to cope with the heat in Miami and the amount of people, why did I book a 5* all inclusive vacation at the busiest, most expensive time of year in an exclusive hotel?

Friends: yes Donna, poor you. Hope you have a fabulous vacay!

Friends: *thinking* what a show off! Some of us can’t have a vacation Donna loves passive swanking

by Sir Swank July 25, 2018

On The Swans

When you're too hungover or tired to do anything from self inflicted actions. There are three stages to being "On The Swans" Offline: You're bedridden from a severe hangover. Off the grid: Your friends are unsure of your location for multiple hours. Off the charts: You are unseen or heard from for multiple days due to a hangover

I drank way to much last night I'm definitely On The Swans.
Sorry I can't come out tonight I'm still On The Swans

by The Ruffles October 3, 2022

swang

How much a girl's ass shakes side to side when she's walking down in some booty shorts or tight jeans

"Ey foo, you saw that chick that just walked by?"

"Hell yeah mayne, she's got swang!"

"Yeah, too much bang in that swang"

by Fubilicious October 9, 2011

swank

The best pr0n mag ever!

Did you see swank this month bro, that group spread was awesome!

by Im white 88 October 8, 2003

swanke

man i couldnt even fuckin tell ya

damn thats bitch is a swanke nug

by brocktologist October 18, 2003

swanked

to get caught out there by someone

Did you hear about Clyde getting caught making up words? He got swanked by Sylvia.

by Sylvia20782 December 26, 2007