The act of shoving a large food item in your pants to create the illusion of having a big penis. Usually a whoopie pie.
by BigPhatBoi July 15, 2017
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Swanking is blatantly bragging about what you have done / have bought / have said
Passive swanking is bragging but in a humble brag sort of way. You aren’t fooling anyone
Swanking is blatantly bragging about what you have done / have bought / have said
Passive swanking is bragging but in a humble brag sort of way. You aren’t fooling anyone
Donna: I don’t know how I’m going to cope with the heat in Miami and the amount of people, why did I book a 5* all inclusive vacation at the busiest, most expensive time of year in an exclusive hotel?
Friends: yes Donna, poor you. Hope you have a fabulous vacay!
Friends: *thinking* what a show off! Some of us can’t have a vacation Donna loves passive swanking
Friends: yes Donna, poor you. Hope you have a fabulous vacay!
Friends: *thinking* what a show off! Some of us can’t have a vacation Donna loves passive swanking
by Sir Swank July 25, 2018
Get the Passive Swanking mug.When you're too hungover or tired to do anything from self inflicted actions. There are three stages to being "On The Swans" Offline: You're bedridden from a severe hangover. Off the grid: Your friends are unsure of your location for multiple hours. Off the charts: You are unseen or heard from for multiple days due to a hangover
I drank way to much last night I'm definitely On The Swans.
Sorry I can't come out tonight I'm still On The Swans
Sorry I can't come out tonight I'm still On The Swans
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"Ey foo, you saw that chick that just walked by?"
"Hell yeah mayne, she's got swang!"
"Yeah, too much bang in that swang"
"Hell yeah mayne, she's got swang!"
"Yeah, too much bang in that swang"
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