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his story

the "his" in history is a meaning to the white mans story. all it do is talk about white people and their events. only time they talk about other races is if its a negative event about them. like black people were slaves. japan bombs pearl harbor.
white teacher: lets learn about history.
black student: yeah.. his story.
white teacher: his story?
black student: meaning white man story.
by my name could be anything April 3, 2009
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Sex story

sorry

no sex story

cuz im a virgin

im not gonna let my virgin fly high

so no sex story you loner

im not doing a wattpad fanfiction here
how a dick literally got inside of someones pussy or asshole and then hit its prostate and they cum and bye

sex story
by kailobesejeu July 8, 2022
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Sex story

Lily was waiting for her bf to come from work and was feeling horny as heck. As soon as her bf came in she sat on his lap and started rubbing her ass against his thighs. ""Aaah"" they both moaned. Her bf now slid his hands under Lily crop top and started to massage her boobs. This was lilys favourite part. She loves when he does that. Slowly he removed her top and started teasing her by playing with her boobs. He liked her boobs so much. He then slowly removed her mini skirt and was so happy to see that she wasn't wearing an underwear. He put his face on her boobs and laid her on the bed. ""Aaah" lily moaned. Next he took some lotion (he knew Lily likes it when he massages her body) and started to massage it on Lily thigh. "Do the boob babe" said Lily. Slowly he started massaging her boobs and stomach while Lily removed his pants.

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by Lilynx May 21, 2021
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Todd Story

A Todd Story is a short story which can casually be told within 120 seconds. Todd Stories generall lack any form of relevant content and are usually told in the form of a joke with no punch line. Todd Stories are usually told by the biggest Todd in the social group at the time of the gathering.
"YA DUDE SO I WENT TO HIS SISTER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO THE BATHROOM AND THEN I LEFT! SHE HAD A DOG."

"Brah that was a total Todd Story."
by Nazal July 12, 2009
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West Side Story

Scenario wherein persons of opposite sexual orientations are secretly attracted to one another and carry on clandestine relations.
Often initiated by snapping of fingers, completely corny sing-alongs and organized dance; an awkward hookup session usually follows in a nearby stairwell or back alley.
Reggie: Yo Tony -- are you going West Side Story for James lately?
Tony: James... what a name...I feel pretty, oh so pretty! But don't fuckin tell anyone or there might be some gang wars.
by piinchiin June 11, 2013
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Sex story

A story that 13 year olds without partners look up on urban dictionary
Sex story: what people look up to make them cum. Just go watch porn
by Emo.loner.bitch July 3, 2022
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Bed time story

1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008
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