Sage Creek High School

Sage Creek is the worst high school if you are a teenager that wants to have a fun high experience. Basically is sucks ass. It’s not like a traditional high school and everyone is in one big clique. And so many people at this school are so fucking smart you wonder why you even go here. Seeing furbies on campus happens more than our sports teams winning a game. Oh and there is no football team even though we rich asf. Or cheerleaders. There is like no school spirit except for the few ppl who dress up for spirit days to hope it makes the day less depressing. This isn’t an opinion this is facts. And if your not LGBTQ your the minority. Go bobbies!

Mark: Where do you go to school?

Jason: Sage Creek High School

Mark: Ew wtf why?! Are u like a loser or something ?!

Jason: my mom made me go.. but I wanna kms.

Mark: I bet. Carlsbad best all your sports teams for the 7 years your school has been open..

by GirlsWhoHateSage October 6, 2019

Sage

Sage is a chick who just might be a dude occasionally. She's never afraid to admit when she's wrong. She's pretty cool.

"Sage confuses me - one minute she's female, next he's male!"
"Sage is pretty sick bro."

by BoopyDaDoopy February 26, 2020

Bundle of Sage

literally means nothing, it's just an inside joke made by some teens at like 3:00 am

Bundle of Sage is one of the best jokes i've ever made in my life

by baylen.kyle.peej April 26, 2020

SAGE

An acronym invented by the Creator of the "Creationism and the Origin of Life" Facebook page, Chad Elliott, to describe those who reject creation is favor of evolution.

It stands for:
(S) Singularity believing (A) Abiogenesis thinking (G) Godless (E) Evolutionist

Whilst the use of abiogenesis and Godless are incorrect as evolution makes no claim on either concept, this acronym has entered common usage on the facebook page and the creator clearly hopes it will become popular.

You SAGEs will believe anything a science book tells you!

SAGEs please tell me how life came from rocks!

If the universe began with the singularity can SAGEs tell us why man doesn't have wings?

by ABannedOne December 12, 2010

Saget

A synonym for God. Originated from Sagetism.

When in church, you pray to Saget.

by Snarglesnarf January 11, 2008

Bob Saget

when a guy takes a shit while getting a blow-job, and is on his laptop and eating a sandwich

bob saget

by XxT3 PyroXx January 10, 2010

Sage bunny

1. A girl attending Russell Sage College in Troy, NY that has the ability to turn the head of any guy she passes, be they RPI guys or not.

Mildred is a total Sage bunny.

by Kage December 8, 2005