jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

by jp January 23, 2004

lombardi slap

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.

by Pimpo June 10, 2004

Mushroom Slapped

When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.

Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!

by Aiden07321 June 06, 2010

Shit Slapping

The act of bum rushing a fucker on the toilet and slapping the shit out of them....

Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!

by Ray July 02, 2004

Verbal Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.

Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!

by More Awesome Than Thou November 26, 2005

Samoan Slap

Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...

If you don't behave right now I'mma samoan slap you! And you know what those feel like!!!!

by dongbull21 March 10, 2011

cock slapping

The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.

Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.

by kalliburr February 28, 2012