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Slap Hand

the hand you use to jerk off with
Shane put his slap hand in Zack's mouth.
by Nick Shane December 26, 2007
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slap your plastics

This is a term referring to one thumbing through all the cards in his wallet to decide beffore hand which ones are good for use with an available debit, credit or ATM withdrawel balance. This is proper in considering saving ones own face by avoiding the posibility of being turned away for a declined account. One should keep the good cards with him in his card organizer and slap the maxed ones down on the countertop, in the rubberbanded collection of stollen cards or, hell, just discard the bitches. Further more just pay the premiums and don't offer me drinks out until you get your *#@$ together!
Please slap your plastics before we get to the check-out counter to avoid last weeks embaressing scene and a sore back from bending over to pick up our faces at the head of this long line.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007
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Slap Chop

To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.
"I Will Slap Chop You"

"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"

"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"
by Cock.Juice April 28, 2009
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slap happy

The act of a man ejaculating into his hand and striking the face of his sexual partner with said hand
She didn't want me to ruin her new sheets, so I gave her a slap happy.
by Brutal Iris March 14, 2011
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slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating
Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
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slap-dash

when you four finger spank your girlfriends ass and shove your hand in her anus, and leave inconspicuously
dude he totaly slap-dashed me yesterday
by hairy the shitsnail October 19, 2010
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slap on

To slap someone on the back of the head. This is some times used with omega and pine.
Lets all give him a slap on.
by Bensonator_v8 July 31, 2005
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