Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011

shittal

The act of dropping a turd on a public toilet seat, wiping / smearing it onto the floor, and walking away.

That Mexican whorehouse was gross. Someone took a Shittal and then stepped in it

by Bmoney123 February 12, 2015

shitty booty

You smell likeshit or you musty

stfu with yo shitty bootyass

by players guide March 3, 2017

shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017

shitty yamaguchi

The act of having 2 other people defecate in a shower stall, and then stepping on each turd and sliding around like a figure skater. Popularized by Hinder guitarist Joe "blower" Garvey, as told to the world by Staind vocalist Aaron Lewis.

What do you get when you combine poop, a shower and figure skating? Shitty Yamaguchi.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 20, 2019

Desk Shitter

A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.

Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.

by Deskshitter July 6, 2010

Shan-Shitty

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

Did you hear about Brendan? He was so Shan-shitty last night that the bouncers at Gypsy had to escort him out and he passed out in my bathroom.

by AKSCOTT April 20, 2011