Russian Lumberjack

When a Russian girl is sucking your cock, you say something that pisses her off and she responds by chomping your cock(wood) off.

Kisha was giving me some great head, I called her a dirty slut and she took it the wrong way and gave me the Russian lumberjack leaving me cockless.

by JUGGG!!!! April 15, 2019

Russian Blue

A sex act involving a sexually frustrated man who has been teased for a justified amount of time (with blue balls) & a bottle of vodka.

Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.

Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.

This act works best between a couple from two different continents.

Adam: "I love you. Take me home & give me a Russian Blue"

by Hoju October 7, 2019

Russian salad

When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.

“Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”

by Shiibogle April 26, 2020

Russian Microphone

When someone has a microphone as loud as a jet engine

Guy 1: where we droppin boys?

Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕

Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone

Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone

by goodusername.jpg April 27, 2022

redneck russian

A drink consisting of Yoohoo, Kahlua and Vodka made when milk is not available.

Bartender, I'll have a Redneck Russian.

by neatboy March 26, 2011

Poopy Russian

A mixed alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka, milk, kahlua and coke. This drink arises every time someone decides to mix together the classic White Russian and Black Russian drinks. The result is like someone's anus has exploded in your cocktail glass.

Dude #1: "Dude, hook me up with a drink! Wait... what's this?"
Dude #2: "Dude it's a Poopy Russian, check it out!"
Dude #1: (drinks)... "Man, it's like I just ate out someone's ass!"
Dude #2: "This is true."

by EZ-D April 14, 2011

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014