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The Banana Fire Rule

The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)

Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011
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The 50% Rule

The 50% Rule

This rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- FACE / 2-CHEST / 3-BUTT / 4- ATTITUDE. The 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked upon as desirable or lust worthy to a man. Basically stated 2 out of 4 are enough. Anything more is a bonus.
A woman with a nice rack and great attitude is just as desirable as a woman with a nice face and good butt. Mix & match using The 50% Rule, it works any way you try it.
by gunslinger50 November 19, 2011
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30/30 Rule

If you can last 30 minutes in bed and can run for 30 seconds it is safe to fuck a crazy chick.
"you're gonna fuck Stacey"

"don't worry I fit the 30/30 rule"
by Angrovar June 19, 2018
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Tall People Rule #11

Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids
by SomeRandomDude11 December 11, 2019
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The Puma Rule

When a player in a game uses extremely excessive force such as tackling in flag football. Like that of a puma.
Dude he just did the puma rule on him and knocked him out cold.

He should be suspended for the puma rule.
by Goochey November 5, 2020
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O’Doyle Rules!

1. A catchphrase taken from the comedy film Billy Madison.

2. An underground pre-YouTube era saying used by pranksters to identify themselves as the mastermind of a successful prank.

3. A declaration of victory or domination in nearly any situation, an ancestor of Pwnd.

4. Used in certain instances, ironically or as a retort (adding insult to injury), by an underdog who claims victory over a highly arrogant opponent after said opponent had stated his/her victory was assured.

5. What one may say after having sexual intercourse, typically said by males.
A: “A gift? Thank you.”
A: Opens gift and sees it’s what was given to B last year.
B: O’Doyle Rules!
by Bricked March 16, 2021
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kth grammer rule

A southern grammer rule in certain dialects when you say something that ends with a hard k sound followed by a word starting with Th the th is rendered unnecessary due to a resonance that can occur in some,regions. Caused by the deep twang of the dialect
Using the kth grammer rule to. Direct some one one May sayHey dont do it like 'at try doing it like 'is here
by Bejus h Christ May 1, 2021
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