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Royal Dutch Shell

Largest oil company in the world (as of 2010; in 2009, it was #2). Sales in 2009 were $285 billion. Worldwide proved reserves of 14.1 billion barrels of oil equivalent. Most of the oil giant's crude is produced in Nigeria, Oman, the UK, and the USA. Shell is also investing heavily in the Athabasca Oil Sands Project, which converts oil sands in Alberta to synthetic crude oil. The company operates 44,000 gas stations (the world's largest retail fuel network) in more than 80 countries.

Shell is implicated in exploitation and support for dictatorships in Nigeria, Angola, and elsewhere. It operates a huge, stunningly toxic facility in the Niger River Delta, but provides almost no compensation to the Ogoni people. In 1994, Ogoni activist Ken Saro-Wiwa was arrested for allegedly inciting violence against Shell staff and executed, along with 8 other Ogoni.
Royal Dutch Shell is, like BP, p.l.c. and Exxon Mobil, very large, very old, and very evil. It is based in the Hague--ironically enough, near the International Court of Justice.
by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010
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Royal Watcher

Noun: A person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

See: Spinster
Deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn't be so pathetically attached to the marriage of Kate and William.
by WhatuppyPuppy May 19, 2011
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Royel

Royel just wasted 2 minutes of my life that I can never get back.
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Lincoln Park Royalty

"Lincoln Park" refers to the centrally located public high school in Chicago. The "Royalty" (as they are known) attend the school as members of the class of 2006. Lincoln Park Royalty (or LPR) consits of four highly devious teenage girls. Apart from being highly good looking and highly intelligent (if they do say so themselves), LPR is an undercover organization responsible for the majority of the nonviolent havoc-wreaking and trouble-making bestowed upon their poorly administrated school.
"-Oh gee golly Peggy Sue, did you see the flier that claims that the AP US History exam was cancelled?
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"
by lpr January 13, 2005
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royale

black and hardxcore. pretty flippin 5w337
the other day i saw this weird royale guy. but he was hawt so it's all good.
by dirty sanchez March 6, 2005
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Royal Lee

A bar in Arlington, VA, near Fort Myer. Used to be frequented almost exclusively by rednecks and soldiers, though that's changed since they started having karaoke almost every night. Was one of the last places to offer a venue for awful teenage bands.
We went to the Royal Lee last night but had to leave at 9:00 -- damned karaoke.
by arlingtonlifer September 25, 2007
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robolicious

1. Having a great body with defined hips, great for dancing.
2. Being exceptionally well at something that is either not openly done in the public, or that has been forgoten and needs to be reinvented.
1. While in the play Grease, he popped his hip and posed a robolicicous pose.
2. It is completly robolicious to stand in your driveway in the John Travolta disco pose as your girl (space) friend drives off
by PygmyPuff June 7, 2007
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