Put your pants back on

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.

"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

by Eric Guan October 21, 2011

Man in pants

A very macho, manly man kind of guy. The kind of guy who would rescue you if you were hanging off the edge of a burning building.

Oh man, he's so cute, sweet and so manly - he's the man in pants.

by pinktemptress January 10, 2006

your momma's pants

where I live in

I live in your momma's pants

by holy shit July 3, 2003

Happy Pants

Cool comfortable and unique collection of pants. Usually the texture and colors are bright and very attractive to the eye.

David is wearing his happy pants!

by happydave May 11, 2011

No Stairway, No Pants

A tradition of CRW #45 that if Stairway To Heaven, by Led Zeppelin, is not played at the end of every dance. All AZAs will drop their pants.

Aleph 1: Looks like the DJ forgot to play Stairway.

Aleph 2: Yep time for No Stairway, No Pants.

(Zippp)

*girls screaming*
*DJ wishing he had played Stairway*

by kosherPig March 25, 2009

pooey pants

some one who shits themselfs

u know who you are

by u know who i am 2 hehehe April 1, 2003

bluetooth pants

Pants that can wirelessly connect to stuff through bluetooth technology.

Hey, check out my new bluetooth pants!

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006