Pussy Prowling

To prowl for the proverbial pussy. To go out with the intention of getting some poontang, another way of saying On The Pull.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Jake is only here cause he wants to get laid.
Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally Pussy Prowling.

by Pendurhh July 6, 2011

pussy timeshare

To have full knowledge of and full agreement with a buddy to share in the sexual promiscuousness of a said female

Yo man, I thought some drama was gonna go down after she hooked up with both our roommates. But they worked it out and now they have a pussy timeshare

by Iron Butterfly 91 October 28, 2011

pussy engine

a moms minivan thats engine is so weak that you can't hear it.

"Dude your mom has such a pussy engine."

by pussy engine inventor July 8, 2014

Pussy Wallet

A wallet used specifically for paying prostitutes.

"Dude, I gotta get my pussy wallet tonight, since we're going to the brothel."
"Dammit, I forgot my pussy wallet. Gotta go get it before my wife finds it."

by Fantastic Female March 8, 2015

pusstomach

A mixture of stomach and pussy
Kangaroo pouch, phanny pack

She had them tights on and all u saw was pusstomach

by Dmagic901 July 10, 2015

pussy avalanche

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.

-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.

by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

pussy probation

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)

My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.

by Hooker_itsarugbything June 16, 2016