Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019

professionality

It is when you are being professional with someone to some degree.

Wow lace, your professionality is on top of the charts!

by Lacoong June 16, 2019

Professional

Rosé from Blackpink

every time something goes not as planed she is professional af

by gio_ota July 19, 2019

Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019

Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.

"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"

by bscaller September 23, 2019

Professional Ghosting

1. (noun)- A situation when customer service, job recruiters, sales people and any organization whose job is to provide a professional and timely response, do not reply to their customer's communication and do so continuously without any justifiable reason. Generally, the customer or second party has much at stake in continuing the conversation.

2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.

Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"

Job Recruiter 1 - "Hey, what's up with the Professional Ghosting on all those job seekers?"
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."

by PenguinMeat September 27, 2019