Privileged Little White Girl

Ashton Kay Hargrove

Ashton Kay Hargrove is a privileged little white girl

by Ghiberti May 10, 2018

Private Pyle

To 'do' a 'Private Pyle' is an action; usually this action is performed by a person of average intelligence and involves becomming totally un-hinged and without rudimentary competance when working on a Compaq Rack, full of mission critical Server equipment.

Systems Tech 1: "Shit...did you hear what that Support dude did?"

Systems Tech 2: "Man was he dumb...he Private-Pyled that whole Rack of kit"

Support Tech 1: "(snigger)...yeah - what a dumb-ass"

Support Tech 2: "Yeah - I think he was Millhouse'd..."

by Morale Suppression Officer December 10, 2003

megan knees private story

a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.

i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back

by yesimfrgay July 5, 2020

Private Donut

Acctualy, this is where a lonely low ranking officer in the armed forces has to make do with a donut for sexual company. Say, if his hand has been blown off an dhe cant get an other private to blow him off.

Im just off for a private donut!

by Philly the willy February 23, 2005

non-white privilege

(n.) A fictitious thing that doesn't exist in all recorded time periods preceding the present. Characterized by failing to be an actual thing and failing to be real. Occasionally alluded to when people of anglosaxon descent suggest that 'diversity enrichment' or 'affirmative action' are the cause of a minority's success, as opposed to their unquestionable hardwork and refined skillset. Basically, in the words of our great vice president, a hot, steaming load of malarky.

One day while petting my miniature pet tiger in my penthouse made of polished diamonds, someone subtly suggested I achieved my high power job at my fortune 500 firm via non-white privilege. I paused, then quickly retorted, saying 'That shit's fictitious. Read Kulushi's entry on urban dictionary: that's not even a *thing*.' As they walked away, clearly disgruntled, I cheerfully said 'BYE FELICIA'. I then continued my successful life of disregarding females, acquiring currency and being the inherently badass minority I am.

by Kulushi November 20, 2014

your private dancer for money

Shibo

damn when is that shibo coming??? ive been waiting for it to come... hmm ...
*shibo arives*
TAKE IT OFF!!!

by Julie February 22, 2003

priiya

Someone who steals seal pups then proceeds to club them brutally, often found hanging around red necks or canadians.
Is known to have affections for family members.

judith: hey, you wanna go club some seals and be a red neck???
jane: yea, can my brother come along, were kinda seeing each other?
john: god you two are such priiya freaks!!!

by eviiil1 August 21, 2007