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Prison

PINE SPRINGS PREP, it is terrible and I hate it here so much.
Mom: Have fun at Pine Springs Prep

Bernard: You mean prison and you can never have fun with that
by Bernard Spatez April 11, 2019
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PRISON OYSTER

It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.
Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...
by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022
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Prison-howdy-do

When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".
"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."
by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022
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Prison princess

Man 1: Did you hear about Jack? He became Harrys prison princess
by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024
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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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Prison

Instead of putting child abusers and etc, they put actual children in to get mentally abused cuz why not
" School a.k.a Prison is trash "
by Just a Memer April 13, 2021
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Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.
Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022
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