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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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prison panini

Hey, man I was able to get you a prison panini out of the cafeteria
by Bowlman_can March 21, 2023
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Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 14, 2012
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prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.
Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021
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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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Prison princess

Man 1: Did you hear about Jack? He became Harrys prison princess
by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024
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Prison

Instead of putting child abusers and etc, they put actual children in to get mentally abused cuz why not
" School a.k.a Prison is trash "
by Just a Memer April 13, 2021
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