John: Look on the bright side you're living!
Sean: Life is lego politics bro, it's pointless and worthless
Sean: Life is lego politics bro, it's pointless and worthless
by GGATOR April 17, 2017
Get the lego politicsmug. A political analphabet it's a person that doesn't have any deep knowledge in politics. Most of the issue comes from the lack of reading books, poor analysis of information, and the person getting all of his knowledge from memes born from political shitposting that simplify all of the information.
Person A: Look at this meme "Person B", this is totally you in the political spectrum.
Person B: STFU "Person A", you are a political analphabet
Person B: STFU "Person A", you are a political analphabet
by mctwist23 June 27, 2020
Get the Political Analphabetmug. An expression used to describe all of the pointless fighting and bickering that tends to happen in the government over various policy issues, the effectiveness and credibility of political leaders, how important and or valid certain beliefs and values are, etc. While it does occur in all levels of the government, it happens most frequently on the state and federal levels. These conflicts often times cause significant delays in passing important pieces of legislation They are often to forward and or their party’s agenda and or as way to get acquire more power and influence when discussing a particular issue.
There are always political bar fights happening in the U.S. government these days; often over relatively pointless things.
by Vanguard 1998 January 1, 2022
Get the Political bar fightmug. A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018
Get the political christianmug. The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019
Get the Polite Wipemug. Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021
Get the Political Parasitemug. a person who takes part in influencing political outcomes.
Political Influencers include lobbyists, activists, donors, journalists, news anchors, organizations, political consultants, and other people that make money at the expense of U.S. citizens.
Political Influencers include lobbyists, activists, donors, journalists, news anchors, organizations, political consultants, and other people that make money at the expense of U.S. citizens.
The political influencers lied every moment to feed their greed. It will be a cold day in hell before they'll give up controlling the political narrative.
by Save The Republic December 26, 2021
Get the Political Influencermug.