Poofter Drill

A called out warning by a member of the Australian Defence Forces (usually the Army) whenever servicemen from an arm of the forces considered to be a next of poofters are approaching. The response it to stand with your backs to the wall.

"Here comes the Navy! Poofter drill, everyone!"

"Oh, fuck off!"

by RTM 1963 October 5, 2024

poltergeese

Poltergeist geese

Person: Ima play ya' Poltergeist on GD
Person: Wait why are there poltergeese

by Your PC ran into a problem. October 13, 2024

poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.

Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.

by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024

Porter Corkscrew

The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio

Noah had the strength to pull of a toe curling Porter Corkscrew on me

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Poltergasm

To have sexual relations with a spirit demon either physically or mentally until the point of climax

Lily walked into the room and felt a strange cold breeze on her neck as the spirit pinned her to the bed and pleased her until poltergasm

by Jeffery jinglehymer-smith December 8, 2023

Pooterus

That sweet man meat

Synonym for Bussy

"Come on over here to daddy, let me get a slice of that Bussy."

"Not right now honey, you know my Pooterus is cramping right now."

by IGotDaBullets December 26, 2023