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Pineapple

A yellow fruit.

According to wikipedia,
"The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible multiple fruit consisting of coalesced berries, also called pineapples,23 and the most economically significant plant in the Bromeliaceae family.4

Pineapples may be cultivated from a crown cutting of the fruit,25 possibly flowering in 5–10 months and fruiting in the following six months.56 Pineapples do not ripen significantly after harvest.7

Pineapples can be consumed fresh, cooked, juiced, or preserved. They are found in a wide array of cuisines. In addition to consumption, the pineapple leaves are used to produce the textile fiber piña in the Philippines, commonly used as the material for the men's barong Tagalog and women's baro't saya formal wear in the country. The fiber is also used as a component for wallpaper and other furnishings.8"
Guy 1: "What are your favorite fruits?"

Guy 2: "oranges, lemons and pineapples."
by T0aMasta32423 August 26, 2017
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Pineapples

What the fuck why in the cheese biscuits are you looking up the definition of pineapples ??
You should know what pineapples are dude
by 🍑 Peachy April 19, 2018
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Pineapple

Girl: have u seen pineapple today 😉
Girls BFF: you must really like him ❤️
by dance_for_life8555 January 22, 2018
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pineappled

it’s a term used when u have been shunned by the human community due to questionable actions so u have to be accepted by a member of a fruit community
you just got pineappled 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
by desperation January 12, 2021
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Pinarayi Vijayan

A DISASTER

An atheist swineherd (obsessed with pigs🐽),
who loves gold and follows dictatorship, reffered to as a "double-hearted" individual.

General(Person): A sadist/ A follower of Adolf Hitler/ Cruel and unfaithful / A Scammer
/A Responsible individual for disasters and sorrows/ Hated by people

Subsidiaries:
1.Someone/A person who is believed to be a double-hearted individual but has double-standards while being on rule over a particular state/province of a country.

2.Someone who brilliantly executes gold scams and always takes an active part in illegally exporting gold.

3.Someone devoted to pigs and has notable consideration for pigs.

4.Someone who allergic to capitalism by birth.

5.Someone who heartlessly/blindly works on destroying religious beliefs/faiths.
"IF YOU LOVE ILLEGAL EXPORTING OF GOLD, YOU ARE A PINARAYI VIJAYAN"

"IF YOU LOVE PIGS MORE THAN HUMAN BEINGS, YOU ARE A PINARAYI VIJAYAN"

"IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE A DOUBLE-HEART BUT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A PERSON WITH DOUBLE-STANDARDS, YOU DEFINITELY CAN BE A PINARAYI VIJAYAN"
by The ganja king Che guevara November 24, 2021
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german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit
You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin
by BEEFCAKE89 May 8, 2016
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Salty pineapple

When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.
Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple
by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017
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