Asshole Recovery Period

The lag time after a shit in which you're unable to sit down. Not to be confused with Post Shit Syndrome.

Rick had an hour long asshole recovery period after downing 2 foot long chilli cheese dogs.

Asshole Recovery Period by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014

braking in period 

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.

I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.

braking in period by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

3-d period 

When a period is so heavy that it's thick and chunky

Boy: "Hey wanna have period sex?"
Girl: "We really shouldn't, this is a 3-D period"

3-d period by ShortStuff801 April 18, 2015

A Tenth period 

To masturbate. Means to do it after school. But has evolved into a general term to wank it.
Is tenth period because the typical school day is 9 periods.

Bruh I got to crank out a tenth period. I'm so horny.

I can't wait til the last period, ninth period, ends. So I can wank my dick in tenth period.

A Tenth period by LD;) October 5, 2017

And that’s on period

When something is final, when you totally agree with.

- I think I’m breaking up with jake, he’s so bad for me

- and that’s on period

And that’s on period by CarolsRB;) December 2, 2020

Slay queen period 

"SLAY QUEEN PERIOD" Is something a Guy named Sebastian would say, like "Slay queen period" whenever someone spat them facts out, or just being a weirdo in General? -Perhaps being the girly person that he is-

Girl: "Ewww you see that Guy over there, he's Disgusting" Sebastian: Slay queen Period.

Slay queen period by Slay queen Period October 15, 2022

Bald Guy Period 

A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)

Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today

Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period

Bald Guy Period by VitaliMaliarov17 March 15, 2023