proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are wrong.

by himguy November 8, 2008

poofinismer

the process in which a young boy become a gay individual in the presents of gay men and queer eye 4 the straight guy.

that boy has a bad case of poofinismer

by zoe October 11, 2004

Poofsplosion

the act of Claudio Sanchez's unruly hair poofing up to five hundred times its size. Originally created by 'skibalovesyou' on Livejournal and used to describe the amount of poofing gone on in a Poof-Off.

"POOFSPLOSION!"
"Ahh! He's sucking Frankie into his fro!"

by AlleyCee July 27, 2005

Phoofer

An air blowing heater or air con in the home or car, can be shortened to Phoof

I need to turn the phoofer on as it's cold in here, turn the phoof on

by Big Ginger Nightmare July 18, 2010

Poof-O-Matic

A machine that crushes up objects and makes small puffs of air of said object. Can also make rainbows and glitter.

Woah, that Poof-O-Matic is soo cool, look at the rainbow it just made!

by Pube God September 13, 2011

Poof poof

To smoke marijuana, to inhale the raw combustion product of cannabis.

Let's go poof poof on the roof

by PancakeTheTurtle June 14, 2017

Ploof

A way to stimulate one's nipple during sex.

You like the way I ploof your nipples

by Coochie master pro tips December 8, 2020