Price Surveyor

A customer, generally in a supermarket who stares intently at the old LCD screens made by IBM. Their purpose is to find the slightest inconsistency with posted prices with what the item actually rings up. Obviously they have no problem with a item that rings up less than what was posted, but they become outraged at the fact that a particular item rang up 15¢ more. This intent staring leave them helpless and oblivious to the outside world. Such as, lets say at Wal-Mart (where the customers remove the bags from the carousel), they just let a pile of bags form before you have to specifically ask them to break their gaze and do something about it. Either that, or they brought a person shopping to help them in these helpless stages of shopping

Cashier 1: Dude, why was that crazy bitch yelling at you?
Cashier 2: Well, I had five items ring up with a total of $1.58 over the posted price. Her total was a fucking $347.38.
Cashier 1: How could she tell? She must have had a lot of items.
Cashier 2: That bitch was a Price Surveyor.

by 0DeafMute0 March 16, 2009

pricemore

Occurs when something has a universally standard monetary value.

For example, the U.S. dollar ALWAYS equals one U.S. dollar. The U.S. dollar is pricemore.

by adam12121212121212 March 20, 2010

Pradeeba

At first a pradeeba is often shy but as you get to know her she will open up more more. Into a funny, smart, caring, and especially wise person. She looks out for others and knows right from wrong and knows how to fix any situation. She is always trying to help in any way possible. And most of the time puts others before herself.

Wow that Pradeeba sure is wise

by @jh06 July 16, 2018

nice price

Generic term used to describe anything which is good. (Prefix with "that *really* is a" and recite slowly to reverse the meaning)

A pint of Steela for one pound: "That's a nice price".

A topless lady with lovely boobs: "That's a nice price."

A bottle of Sol in a west end bar for six pounds and fifty pence: "That *really* is a nice price".

Claire Short in a peep-hole bra: "That *really* is a nice price".

by sweet September 8, 2003

fisher-price

to explain something in a very very simple language.

particularly without use of jargon or without use of words used by subject matter experts.

fisher-price this for me

by Anugrah August 31, 2016

Reasonable price

The lowest possible price someone can pay. Usually only accounts for materials, not labor.

"I'm looking for a taco caterer for 200 guests who will provide all food, plates, napkins, utensils, drinks and will cook on site who charges a reasonable price"

"I can cater your party for $2,000"

"$2,000 is a reasonable price? I can buy all the food and cook it myself for about $300. I will offer you that much and not a dollar more"

by Professional Asshole July 1, 2018

Nigger Pradesh

Nigger Pradesh is a place where only black people live. Nigger Pradesh is in India near Uttar Pradesh.

There is a huge watermalon plantation in Nigger Pradesh

by Paigon007 January 11, 2020