Pooficiency

When you are very regular and can get all your business done for the day in a relatively short window of time.

Dave has a high level of pooficiency. He can easily knock out 3 before 10 am and be done for the day. He's extremely pooficient.

by DurtyDetoxx January 17, 2024

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

Poofferz

Me

Srug it’s me Poofferz

by Poofferz May 6, 2024

Poofferz

Me

Drug it me Poofferz

by Poofferz May 6, 2024

Poofter Drill

A called out warning by a member of the Australian Defence Forces (usually the Army) whenever servicemen from an arm of the forces considered to be a next of poofters are approaching. The response it to stand with your backs to the wall.

"Here comes the Navy! Poofter drill, everyone!"

"Oh, fuck off!"

by RTM 1963 October 5, 2024

poofter supreme leader

Mark Aiello
the Principal of Parade(Poofters paridise)

the poofter supreme leader put up another flag at poofters paridise

by slijskw February 3, 2025

poofouria

That extremely satisfying feeling of pleasure one gets after pooping.

She was in a glowing state of poofouria after dropping a big load in the toilet.

by Kellykism March 8, 2025