plateiality

when animals or even people fall in love with plates and feel the need to rub their faces all over it and lick it and have sex with it

human: wow thats a pretty sexy plate

cat: i think im gonna fuck it

human: plateiality is for wierdos and also cats called violine

by travisomglookwhatidid June 20, 2010

Platapied

Having a platypus forced upon you.

You just got platapied!

by BlacPlague December 2, 2010

plateville

A town is southwestern Wisconsin with a population of 11,224. Know for it's women who have more testosterone then their men.

"Hey did you hear about those boys on that girls basketball team in Wisconsin?"
"No there's girls, it's just plateville."

by Plateville February 14, 2018

poopy plate

Side plate placed next to a picky eater specifically to catch all refused items picked out of food.

"Don't cry, Susan. We'll have the waiter bring you a poopy plate for the raisins. You don't have to eat them."

by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005

quigley plate

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.

Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.

by iheartwords July 29, 2009

Skid Plate

Another word for moron.

Hey skid plate, you just sat on my glasses.

by Zotch March 24, 2017

The Plat

Residing in Fairmont Park in Philly, it is a place teenagers attend to host keggers since the cops in their town will bust them without a doubt. The seniors will host a plat and let everyone know via twitter or word of mouth. The next few days at school all you hear is people asking others if they're going to the plat this weekend. Everyone then gets together on the little patch of concrete and socializes until their curfew and then drunkenly try to find their Uber, or get a ride from a hopefully sober friend.

Yo are you going to the plat on Saturday?
Yea let's Uber there together.

Bet.

by fattymagoo55 July 3, 2017