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Straight Pies n Ham

When someone is talking absolute shit.

Couldnt be further from the truth.
Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"

Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"

Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"

Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"
by D-Train91 June 4, 2009
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pipe

"Pipe" is a word often exclaimed by the character Artie (the self-proclaimed Strongest Man on the World) on the early-to-mid-90's Nickelodeon T.V. show 'The Adventures of Pete & Pete'. Artie says "pipe" when things are going well.
"All is pipe, metallic man!"-Artie, to his nemises: aluminum siding salesman John McPhlemph
by Andy H. May 9, 2005
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pipeline

the act of a man taking a shit on the toilet while fucking a girl in the ass. thereby giving the illusion that the woman is shitting through the mans dick and out his ass.
i'd sure like to pipeline that girl when i take a shit later
by shfty August 4, 2007
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pipe

french word for pipe, spells the same
also means a blowjob in france "une pipe"prononces""peep"
1) a genoux salope...fais moi une pipe.

2) pour 20 dollars, je te fais une bonne pipe.
by netlock July 23, 2006
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pro-pipe

Not to be confused with "bro-pipe", this refers to the rifle mounted grenade launchers in warfare games (see Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty 4, etc). These can also be called "noob tubes"- though in some cases that would be an incorrect term.

Case 1- If someone uses a grenade launcher because they cannot kill otherwise- you would be correct in the assumption that it is a "noob tube".

Case 2- If someone uses the launcher because he/she is bored of the guns, and prefers to find more inventive ways to kill people (i.e. curving the ordinance through window frames, arcing at the right angles, hearing footsteps and killing someone who is around the corner, shooting a dud at close range to hit them in the stomach so they make that satisfying "ooof" sound) then that is not a "noob tube". Case 2 is a PRO PIPE.

In case 1- the user is easy enough to counter. Wait until he/she is reloading or force them into close quarters to truly test their aim. They only have one chance to dud shot you.

In case 2- it does not matter. Guns, knives, grenades- the user would have killed you anyways. You are their play things.

Generally- people have to have something to whine about on Xbox Live, PSN, or PC. Noob tube can be considered a derogatory term to those skilled enough to know the difference between cheesing out the grenade launcher and appreciating it's useful (yet slightly different from a gun) ballistic tendencies.
"That level 1 had trouble hitting anybody- now he has a few kills because of the grenade launcher- I mean noob tube"

"Wow. That guy is really tough to beat. He just went 29 and 1 on terminal- there was nothing we could do to beat him- even when he ran out of grenades and only had a pistol! I can't tell you how many times he killed two or three of us at once with that PRO-PIPE"
by Noob Tuber April 1, 2010
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pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".
1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!
by pipecleaner January 11, 2009
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cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.
Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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