A women who brusies easily and uses it to put you in jail
My girls a peach but John's is a evil peach
My girls a peach but John's is a evil peach
by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020

by Nova_Apple August 16, 2019

Noun (euphemistic)
1. A fruit-derived euphemism used in reference to one’s tits, of which are not yet busty enough to be upgraded to being considered melons yet, usually also implying an implicit level of sweetness or tenderness. It is sometimes misunderstood as being a euphemism for one’s dumper, so the meaning is somewhat contextual as well.
Origin: unknown and mostly unattested, likely American colloquial.
1. A fruit-derived euphemism used in reference to one’s tits, of which are not yet busty enough to be upgraded to being considered melons yet, usually also implying an implicit level of sweetness or tenderness. It is sometimes misunderstood as being a euphemism for one’s dumper, so the meaning is somewhat contextual as well.
Origin: unknown and mostly unattested, likely American colloquial.
by Asriel___LOVER May 22, 2025

by Smegma696969696969 August 2, 2015

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013

Someone who has culinary, musical, and sexual prowess. Usually used to describe a sexy bitch who wont stop, even when they've had enough.
Damn, I just spent the night at my boyfriends house, we pulled a "Kirby Peach" all night.
Your mans good, but he's no "Kirby Peach"
Your mans good, but he's no "Kirby Peach"
by Mr.Peaches#1 September 9, 2010

peaches is an ugly rat who flipping
sent a dark tall dude to r4pe CHARLI FUCKING GRACE DAMELIO, i hope she
goes to jail, cuz i ship it 🥸 peaches+jail=pail 😏
- ipvmelio
sent a dark tall dude to r4pe CHARLI FUCKING GRACE DAMELIO, i hope she
goes to jail, cuz i ship it 🥸 peaches+jail=pail 😏
- ipvmelio
by ipvmelio November 8, 2020
