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fat panda

Short, round, and fat looking female who sun tan brings out the abnormal amount of blond peach fuzz covering her extend belly. Like most pandas found in the wild, they are smilingly cuddly, yet rear and highly dumb. Even though their diet is high in healthy leafy greens they are still morbidly suffering from edema in the truck region.
The region in the world most likely able to sight the fat panda is in Scandinavia, Norway, Oslo, BI. Coloring is odd, dark leather skin and blond hair of the head or torso. Rejects male company in its lair. highly emotional and lacking is street smarts. likelihood of living a miserable life is high...
by horete bjørn January 9, 2011
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Andrew padildo

he is a jew, a twat, a wean, sleuth,and a hebrew
don't turn around fatima Andrew Padildo is staring at you
by momswerdna June 26, 2017
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slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.
Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.
by Localbuzz December 26, 2014
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panda nipples

Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.
The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"
by Mercy July 24, 2008
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Panda Face

When a man ejaculates on a black woman's face, thus creating a panda face.
I panda faced that bitch last night son.

Song: Come on wit dat panda face,

come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,

now now shes got that panda face.
by Tommy Tommy salami October 5, 2010
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hot panda s3x

Nasty, hot dirty sex with panda's.
God, I could go for some hot panda s3x right now.
by Mystery22 April 27, 2006
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Padidas

A word nobody will ever look at in UrbanDictionary, but still a very useful word.
I posted my padidas on UrbanDictionary .com, and not people won't stop looking at it. Please stop looking at my padidas..and now, people!
by P. Didas February 6, 2004
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