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Chick-Fil-A is open on a Sunday. 

Chick-Fil-A is open on a Sunday means one of four things: 1, someone's about to ditch you for something you did without reason, likely being that you've made too many mistakes in the past 24 hours. 2, you're about to get ghosted for an indefinite period of time. 3, my favorite, just get the fuck out of my DM's. 4, the lighthearted one, Chick-Fil-A is actually open.
"Ayo, you've been moving a little strange. You hear that Chick-Fil-A is open this Sunday?"
'"Fo' real? Wait, where the fuck did he go."
"Chick-Fil-A is open on a Sunday. It means you are done. Fired. Get out of my sight."
You have now either been ditched, or that mofo actually went to Chick-Fil-A.

Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag

A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!

Trans open 

Trans open means you're open to publicly dating people who are transgender or cisgender; pre-op or post-op.
I'm trans open and in a happy relationship with a post-op transgender woman, but I would have been with regardless if she was pre-op or post-op.
Trans open by artistwilliamloyd November 6, 2016

Your nuthatch is open 

Something you say to a guy with their flys down.
Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.
Also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the 'nuthatch' as a species.
Me : 'Your nuthatch is open by the way'
Him : 'What?'
*Looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. *
*Continues to look confused*
*Carries on being confused*
Me : 'Your flys are undone you fool!'

butt naked open 

When someone has generally no close on and/or is very very open and has absolutely no one near him/her
butt naked open by Keaton Mai September 24, 2017

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present