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Office

Commonly used Kiwi slang used to describe an indoor sesh spot.

E.g: garage, abandoned house etc.
- "Just gonna go clock into the office with the boys."
by xZelll March 7, 2019
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office lightweight

A person in the office environment, who claims to put in 110% for the good of the office, can talk the talk, but struggles to walk the walk (or simply unable to achieve anything).

Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.

The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.
Person A: "So I asked Kelvin for a day off, as my wife's in hospital. Bloody prick said no worries... my roster came out and had we working 25hrs that day....FFS"

Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"
by The_Mannn September 15, 2019
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Office snitch

The loneliest person in the office besides the office thug/gangster. Both seem to want the hug that will never come from the other people at the office whose lives they fucked with.
The office snitch got everybody around him/her in trouble for a living and expected other people to be friendly and kind toward him/her.
by Solid Mantis September 28, 2019
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office fridge

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.
Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.
by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018
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office pump

Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.
Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
by Brave Dave C January 14, 2018
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office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.
Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.
by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017
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Chief Everything Officer

A person in start up business who is responsible for everything from top down to down up
He is a CEO of a start up and he does everything... so is he a Chief executive officer ... no dude , he is Chief Everything Officer !
by QuirkyCEO October 17, 2017
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