Orafice Malfunction

The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.

Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.

by Tony from the Lido October 7, 2011

Orangamoose

Noun: The Orangamoose is a creature comprised of both Moose and Orangutan genes. It is related to the common trout although they no longer reside in the ocean. Orangamoose tend to mate for life, choosing one partner until death, and will not re-mate if they lose their companion. Orangamoose are not hostile by nature, but are easily provoked by the sight or smell of plastic cutlery, especially but not limited to sporks. The Orangamoose is 4 feet in height while in it's native position, and reaches a massive 9 foot height while standing. The Orangamoose cannot be killed by conventional means, and must be slayed with the shards of glass taken from a collective of broken beer bottles. There are no known photographs of this elegant yet elusive creature.

"Dude, did you get a picture of that Orangamoose?"

"Absolutely not. No one has a picture of the noble Orangamoose"

by ScoutingRainbow April 30, 2013

orange slinger

A derogatory term used to describe Mexicans. The term derives from the abundance of Mexican people, whom sell bags of oranges on the street corners, seen primarily in Floridia.

This town is full of orange slingers.

by sodycommers January 19, 2014

oralphobic

A fear of giving Oral Sex.

"Maaan, my girl wants me to go down on her. How do I tell her that I am oralphobic?!"

by Yonnabelle April 27, 2014

Orangawang

A penis surrounded by orange pubes

Girl 1: Did you hear about John's dick?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's an orangawang!

by Nightingale1311 February 8, 2015

Orange Lincoln

A sexual act often performed by interracial couples. The act itself is quite unspecific, though it must begin with citrus flavored juice, and end with the signing of the Emancipation Proclamation.

Dude, me and Laniqua totally did an orange lincoln last night

by MisterBueller June 6, 2014

Oral Protection

1. When you put a condom over your tongue before you go down on your bitch or man-whore.
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2. Also taking a used condom and putting it over your tongue and licking up the cum.

"Before going down on my girlfriend, I made sure to use some oral protection since she was on her period."

"Even after we were done fucking, my girlfriend was still horny, so she took the condom and used it for oral protection."

by RileyFish April 27, 2015