Orangamoose

Noun: The Orangamoose is a creature comprised of both Moose and Orangutan genes. It is related to the common trout although they no longer reside in the ocean. Orangamoose tend to mate for life, choosing one partner until death, and will not re-mate if they lose their companion. Orangamoose are not hostile by nature, but are easily provoked by the sight or smell of plastic cutlery, especially but not limited to sporks. The Orangamoose is 4 feet in height while in it's native position, and reaches a massive 9 foot height while standing. The Orangamoose cannot be killed by conventional means, and must be slayed with the shards of glass taken from a collective of broken beer bottles. There are no known photographs of this elegant yet elusive creature.

"Dude, did you get a picture of that Orangamoose?"

"Absolutely not. No one has a picture of the noble Orangamoose"

Orangamoose by ScoutingRainbow April 30, 2013

orangegoose 

The Orangegoose is a fictional mystery creature, said to be a curious blend of an orange and a goose, often depicted with vibrant orange plumage and a goose-like beak. It is told that the creature is know to only lurk on Wednesday nights. Legends suggest it possesses elusive and enigmatic characteristics, with sightings remaining unconfirmed, adding to the intrigue surrounding this mythical creature.

Here's a list of things the Orangegoose might like based on its mythical nature:

1. Ripe oranges, the juicier, the better!
2. Exploring hidden and mysterious locations.
3. Gliding gracefully across calm waters like a goose.
4. Chirping and making unique, melodious sounds.
5. Collecting shiny and colorful objects to decorate its nest.
6. Observing the stars and moon during the night.
7. Playfully hiding from curious adventurers to maintain its enigmatic reputation.
8. Warm and sunny days, basking in the sunlight to soak up its orange hue.
9. Learning about folklore and mythical creatures from different cultures.
10. Helping others unravel riddles and solve mysteries.

Other spellings: Orange Goose, Goose, OG, OrangeGoose

If you want to catch an orangegoose, you need to buy him a Texas burger and a squishmallow!

orangegoose by Barbie Girl 🦉 July 31, 2023