Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
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After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.
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