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you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017
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Do you need that?

When someone’s mad at you, it’s so bad you want to put your hands on them.
Instead of saying “do you want to fight?” You sayDO YOU NEED THAT?”
by SinfulAriesQueen July 22, 2025
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Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu {Therapistu}For Leviathan <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
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you need that?

A polite way to ask for consensual, casual, sexual contact.
Hey! I’m in town later with some free time. You need that?
by Clot god June 22, 2025
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Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.
"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"
by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008
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