Noodle withdrawal

The disease that filthy Japanese people get when they visit France.

Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.

by jdw39 July 20, 2010

Gel Noodle

Chinese man's lubricated soft penis

After Jackie Chan busted one in Connie Chung's ass, all was left was a gel noodle.

by C-Murdeth August 20, 2010

noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.

Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.

by Colin's Uncle January 17, 2009

Singapore Noodles

When you are heading down south to eat out a girl, pull her panties down and find a greasy hot mess of thick noodle like jungle bush that smells of garlic, chili, and chives.

Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?

Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.

AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.

by Buttslang May 10, 2019

Noodle Raper

A random phrase to say when everyone is quiet or bored in a classroom. Usually gets laughs.

You: Noodle Rapers!
Classmates: (laughing)

by GTbrett90 April 29, 2005

wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)

'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'

by hayley davison October 01, 2006

Noodle Leg

Noodle leg refers to a "noodle" in the swimming pool, where you would put it between your legs, like a penis. A penis with very long length but very minimal girth.

Also refers to a long needle dick, thin dick, pencil dick, wire dick etc.

yo baby tyrone, you got a noodle leg man, are you lacking girth dawg?

With the noodle leg! (Do it, do it, do it!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Snap!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Yeah!)
Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut?"
(I love tha pussy - Alpa Chino)

by justine wong August 14, 2010