murphy lee

hot, sexy, and very attractive

like in shake your tale feather

by calliope shorty August 7, 2003

Murphy's Rape

If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."

Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.

by Lilly33 October 27, 2012

Jack Murphy

An absolute dickhead, bullys kids with tourettes and hands out detentions when he feels bullied.

e.g. fuckwit1 "Hey bro, why u down?"

fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"

fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND September 15, 2021

morphidon

Midwest - a person who sits in the bathtub and bites his/her own fart bubbles, or is empty-headed enough to do so.

Chuck's a spaz, a real fucking morphidon.

by TSC December 21, 2004

mumphel

(verb)when one laughs with his/her mouth full of food. quite a dangerous act, can easily lead to choking. commonly happens while high on marijuana.

That little stoner is mumpheling like a bitch!

by Hot Chili Gumption November 8, 2008

murchandise

things bought and sold; goods; commodities; wares - limited to be things owned or belonging to a murch.

Check out the Brian's murchandise!!!

by D.J. B.RaD December 16, 2008

morphalize

When multiple conversations meld into a single epic conversation

Hack and I were talking about zombie flicks, everyone else was talking about wrestling. The conversation took a turn to epic when that morphalized into zombie wrestling.

by ChezzaFentoozler February 4, 2010