Ass Midget

a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.

Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.

by A.Giant. February 8, 2009

midget

repeats what is said and done by others. (very irritating indeed). Kill her. Her protruding teeth is the result of trying to bite through the tons of locks on the door! There is only one such midget on earth(phew!!) and of course this does not concern all normal midgets out there!

Kill Izyan... err... i mean..kill the midget!!! Kill her before she runs 2 rounds and faints!

by midget-killer January 8, 2005

Midgard

Despite the fact that they are not the realm I occupy, Midgard is in fact pretty cool. They zerg just like Albion and Hibernia, and I haven't heard of one complaining about unfairness like Hibernia. They're the ones who usually get ganked nowadays by the other two realms.

One of the three realms of Dark Age of Camelot.

Midgard isn't that bad, but no way I'd ever leave Albion.

by alb January 3, 2005

midget-mobile

A little car that could do well at a circus as a clown car. Good Job Mini!

Q:How the fuck can you fit 10 clowns in a Mini?

A: Easy, you don't, can't, and never will.

by NateK July 28, 2005

One armed Midget

vietnam vet under three feet tall.

that dang one armed midget was shot out of a cannon with a spear and killed half of my squad with one blow. (that's what she said...) they were all stuck on the metal pole. (that's what she said...) they all died an extremely painful and comical death. (that's what she said?) DODGEBALL!

by eetemout !!! March 20, 2009

midgetitcher

kevin who itches midgets

i saw midgetitcher at the mall today itching a midget

by bananna March 11, 2005

Midget free

As in to be without ones small children. Anything under 4 foot 9 inches is considered a midget. Not intended to offend less taller adults.

" Me and Amber are midget free this weekend so, we're clubbin."

by El castor May 20, 2009