Mexican Bar Mitzvah 

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

Mexican Bar Mitzvah by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

Mexican Cat Whistle 

A mexican Cat Whistle is when a man blows a large amount of air into a woman's vagina, then inserts his penis promptly before the ensuing monster quif.

Wow, last night I gave Stacy a mexican cat whistle that lasted for thirty seconds. I hope that shit isn't permanent.

Mexican Cat Whistle by Very wise Man February 27, 2011

Mexican Moustache 

When you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. When no pubic hair is available use ass hair. It then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. ;)

Dude: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna come"

- commences facial

Broad: "Oh yeah I love it"

Dude: rips her ass hair out and puts on her lip

Broad: "Owww!!! What the fuck?!?!"

Dude: "Mexican Moustache Bitch!!!"

Mexican Moustache by CanadianBlowjobsRule June 20, 2009

mexican sugar dance 

Where a person in mexico dig up a body, use electricity to make it move, and have sex with it

"Wanna join us for our Mexican sugar dance?"
"No you fucking psycho, I'd rather get a cleveland steamer from your mom."

"Gross."

mexican sugar dance by GetGotMan April 8, 2018

Mexican Standoff 

A phrase used by sports announcers to describe a tie or draw game. Use of the term has declined in recent years probably because it is perceived as being politically incorrect and also because the rules of some sports have been modified to reduce or eliminate ties or draws.

How appropriate that the World Cup opener between South Africa and Mexico ended in a Mexican Standoff.

Mexican Standoff by fetmeister June 13, 2010

Mexican Autobody Shop 

A lawn covered in cars or other junk.

Look at that Mexican Autobody Shop over there, it's got three El Dorados, two Chevys and a swing set!

Mexican Autobody Shop by Angry S Kull September 28, 2006

Mexican Temperpedic 

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.

Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.

Mexican Temperpedic by Pedro L. January 10, 2008