Meat Pocket

To define a woman whose only practical use in this world is to take cock in her vagina.

Jen really is nothing more than a useless Meat Pocket!

by Ravensong August 12, 2007

Big meat willy

When you're packing big meat in the trousers.

See that girl over there? She wants to feel on my big meat willy.

by Man with big meat willy no.2 February 23, 2009

meat wrench

The female sex organ.

That meat wrench was so soggy it couldn't even get my nuts off.

Synonyms: snatch, axe-wound, twat, cunt, vag (vagina), slot, bearded clam, box, gash, pussy, muff, beaver, minge

by Matthewington March 24, 2008

Titty Meat

The area of the breast exposed when a woman wears a bra that is too small. Titty Meat is usually found in excess hanging over a bra in a less than attractive manner.

Titty Meat can also be found in men as well, including John Goodman, Rick Ross, and Warren Sapp.

A perfect compliment to Titty Meat is the Safeway brand BBQ sauce “Sweet Baby Ray’s”.

Titty Meat is the most tender part of the titty; much like chicken tenders, but tastier.

Rich: Hey Stu, you see the titty meat on that chicken head over there?
Stu: I wanna slather some Sweet Baby Ray's on top of them puppies and have a BBQ doe

Lil Wayne: Thats the last time I go to one of Rick Ross's pool parties
T-Pain: Why do you say that?
Lil Wayne: He got wasted and put me in a head lock and his titty meat got in my eye

by Stuart Pennington & Rich Gage March 8, 2011

Meat Gazer

One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.

Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)

by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006

meat check

when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."

man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole

by my pies are piff January 2, 2006

meat stick

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002