McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.

by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023

McDonald’s Eater

1. An innuendo for referring to a person as chubby, fat, or ‘well fed’

2. Someone who eats a lot of McDonald’s and they be enjoying that shit bruh

1. Look at these McDonald’s eaters
2. McDonald’s eaters love eatin they McDonald’s

by Farterboy123 June 23, 2023

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

Mcdonald's

A fast food restaurant

Person 1: where do u want to have dinner?
Person 2: Mcdonald's!

by Jgalaxy March 15, 2024

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

McDonald's

Mcdonald's. The best fast food store ever that sells burgers, chicken nuggets, icecream, chicken wings, fries and drinks.

It's cheap and delicious. Who wouldn't want any?

Morgan: Wanna grab some Mcdonald's?
Jess: Sorry Morgan, I'm really busy right now.

by Urban Eggs March 19, 2021

mcdonalds

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD

Person 1: you want some mcdonalds?
Person 2: AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD-

by yummyinmytummywummyuwu February 16, 2022