Mathias

a tall man with a massive ABSOLUTELY RAVISHING WORLD BREAKING wang.

Guy 1: The world is ending!!! What could've caused it?!?
Guy 2: So Mathias's large wang has finally been released....

by mathiaslover69420 January 30, 2026

Mathew

The largest, most biggest, humongous booty in the world. It's still crazy how he manages to live a normal life with that thing.

WATCH OUT, MATHEWS BOOTY IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU!

by The 67 Master February 8, 2026

Mathias

another word for a huge massive shit

"man i really need to take a mathias after that game"

by goldenrene February 18, 2026

Mathematical Equation

a Mathematical Equation is something like 1 + 2 or literally anything with numbers and some symbols

What is this Mathematical Equation?
This Mathematical Equation Is The Quadradic Formula.
What Mathematical Equation would be used here?

by Some idiot idk March 17, 2026

Matherapy

When indulging in some math-related activity or project could serve as a powerful wellness practice, be it reading a pop or recreational math book, or solving some math puzzles or trickies, or philosophizing about simple or abstract math concepts or proofs.

Prescribing matherapy to her patients—even to those who’d had a negative experience of school math, or who’d called themselves a “nonmath person”—Dr. Janice is encouraged by their high healing success rate—no side effects as a result of zero prescription of medication and pseudoscientific therapies.

by Numerati March 30, 2025

mathe ist ein arsch

the german song saying that math is ass

Sandra du musst langsam mal ein bisschen besser werden in Mathe
Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
Mathe ist so, boah ey ich weiß nicht
Mathe ist einfach sehr, sehr wichtig
Mathe ist soo...
MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-

by anonymous April 4, 2025

Mahiejith

A cooked man with crazy shit in his head. Nicholas Copernicus once arrived in his dreams to tell him how to finish a maths problem. He is the master procrastinator, and will explain the most random bullshit in the most interested voice like the absolute chad he is, and yet you will not understand.

He somehow manages to get his stuff stolen all the time, and is the funniest man about it. Mahiejith is also very good at cricket.
He is truly one of the greatests of all time, and no one can do what Mahiejith does. He's so fucking unique this is the first Mahiejith on the whole fucking website.

Mahiejith's bottle is gone again. I wonder which physics principle he'll use to explain that?

by KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA April 27, 2025