mathewos

This is a boy who is in love with learning about outer space. He is very energetic and loves meeting new people. He loves his family and is not ashamed to show it!

We love mathewos.

by jkedsekrfse June 9, 2023

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Mashed

Not having game/charisma and or being messed up in something.

"Ngl bro I don't think she likes me , I think I'm mashed."

by Iamfleek0 August 14, 2024

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Mathemenatics

The system used to equate and decide the answer of several different types of numerical problems.
It is differentiated from Mathematics by simply being the less problematic, and more knowledgeable
fashion of solving obstacles.

"Hey yeab, you finished your mathematics homework yet?" "No, I have to study my Mathemenatics, as it is more practical and essential in my daily life"

by AlyySoup October 24, 2023

Mathematics

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.

Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Mathematical Remains

Math stuff we commented about, downloaded, posted, sold, or even stole online that linger in cyberspace long after our last heartbeat—the e-books, tweets, blog posts, articles, jokes, memes, NFTs, and the like.

How much mathematical remains or remnants would you have left behind after you’d journeyed to the other side of eternity?

by Numerati November 12, 2023