Math noob 

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.

If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle [game]. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.

Math noob by Qwickable October 3, 2021

math.big

MATH.BIIIIIIIG

I visited math.big today

math.big by Math.big November 24, 2021

Math 21

Hell on earth.

I’m gonna kill WW over this math 21 pset

Math 21 by Lizardman1028 December 5, 2021

Math teacher 

Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.

Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher

Math teacher by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021

Math Teacher 

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

Math Teacher by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022

Math not mathin 

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

Math not mathin by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022

Math in Public 

Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.

John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast

Math in Public by Wags86 January 17, 2022