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March 11

March 11 is when the dumbest but also prettiest Pisces was born
why am I so dumb?
-when is your birthday?
March 11
-well there u go😂
by Hahahasasha November 1, 2019
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March 29th

Today a real holiday it’s a bad bitches birthday today Periodt Pooh go offfff sis ahhhhhh it’s your day bitchhhhhh
“Oh it’s March 29th it’s a baddies birthday today Ayeeeee let’s go turn up Periodt Pooh
by elixnaaaa October 15, 2019
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March 27

National Appreciation Day for the Gay Babies of your friend group.

Smother and spoil your small gay friends on this day and shower them with your own gay love.

Or just say no homo or no hetero, either way, pop off sis-
Omg!!! It's March 27th!! Time to smother my gay little FuCkIn sHiTs- 💞💞💞
by The Smol Gay October 29, 2019
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O'marathon

A long run comprising of 18 miles or more done purely for the sake of enjoying the scenery and environment of where the participant is running. Popular amongst high school and college runners in the Western Pennsylvania distance running community, it was created by the great American Distance Runner Timothy O'Mara.
"Hey did you run an O'Marathon Today?"
"I'm going to run an O'marathon across a glacier, it looks very scenic."
by McLovin' August 31, 2007
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Martha's Vineyard

Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.
"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."
by Chuck14 July 28, 2008
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March 13

National boyfriend day!
Have your girlfriend do anything and everything for you on this day. She has to do whatever you want today
Dude it’s March 13 I’m gonna get some head because my gf has to do what I say
by BiggerSticks October 27, 2019
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March 30

National Get Swole Day. People born on this day have the tendency to get jacked as fuck.
Wow were you born on March 30th because you’re swole as fuck.
by bigboyseatright October 15, 2019
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