mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

by ra_starz_again June 26, 2007

moliere

French playwright and actor.

Moliere really pumps my nads.

by Loretta Lynn February 17, 2008

molesturbation

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

by cos7a August 18, 2010

Mollie

A women who is reliable and truthworthy with any secret she beholds. A total sex bomb and one thing you don't want to loose.

If you get yourself a Mollie keep her because she is one thing every man needs. You're are very lucky to get a Mollie as she is extremely special and valued.

Mollie is such a great person

by Therealzdeal June 13, 2017

chester the molester

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.

The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.

by erin October 26, 2004

mollet

Same thing as a mullhawk. A mohawk with a mullet-esque extention at the back - thus mollet. FUGLY.

Me: Yo Dan
Dan: Yo
Me: your mollet is FUGLY
Dan: :-(

by Mr. Carpet and qweqwe September 16, 2008

Mollykate

An awesome person who is sooo cool everyone loves her, and wants to be her friend. She's really nice and funny, but can have some weird moments. Generally has red and/or curly hair.

I want to be that Mollykate's friend!

Mollykate is so much cooler than that loser!

by Pink&Yellow0674 January 29, 2010