Mitchell

The most awesome dude ever! He always is goofing off and is extremely competitive. Mitchell's almost always wanna be having fun, Mitchell's like to workout and it always turns out PERFECT!! They can make friends super easy and are very charming.

You will love them INSTANTLY!

Yesterday I ran into Mitchell and he asked me out, OBVIOUSLY I SAID YESSS!

by Super athletic August 29, 2017

The Matches

Awsome punk band from oakland with matt on drums, justin on bass, jon on guitar and the incredibly hot shawn harris on vocals and guitar. Re-released their first album on Epitaph records back in 2004 and have been touring for what seems forever haha... CHECK EM OUT

Person1: Are you goin to the Chain Me Away Tour?

Person2: The Matches and Plain White T's... OF COURSE! Its gunna be awsome

by The World Falls Up Around Me May 13, 2005

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

michael bay

(adj) A movie that is profitable, but at the same time painful to watch.

I wish I never saw that Michael Bay movie.

I would rather die than watch another Michael Bay movie.

I would rather watch an abortion being performed than 10 minutes of a Michael Bay movie.

In hell all movies are Michael Bay movies.

by Steven.S.Berg August 7, 2007

Michaela

Contrary to what others may think, she is the most perfect woman to walk this earth. She has a beauty about her that just makes you want to be with her, every second of every day. She is a crazy, fun, weird, kind, passionate, and loving person. She is the most amazing girl in all the lands of all the days. She should be treated like so. If one is found treating her badly, things will go wrong for that said person. In summary: she is the most amazing girl in the world, and the sexiest!! Trying to explain why people love her is like trying to explain how water tastes, completely impossible. She is the reason why many people even get up in the morning. She is the most beautiful being in the world. If you look into her eyes, you will have found a reason for living. Those eyes sparkle with an intense passion for life.

Was that Michaela?
Yes.
We must hang out with her!

Wow there goes Michaela, she is soo beautiful!

I love Michaela, I always want to hang out with her!

by Donkey Kong123456789 February 6, 2010

Michael Jacksoning

Dancing like you've got no bones in your body, doing the most spectacular, awe-inspiring dance moves, moonwalking like you are floating on a cloud!

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling

jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25

Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,

to the side!

Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!

The King of Pop was Michael Jacksoning the night away during his Bad concert at Madison Square Garden, lighting up the stage with the sheer brilliance of his dance moves!

by FancyNancy December 10, 2012

Michael Showalter

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.

Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.

by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007