M.M.S

MULTIPLE MEN SYNDROME-when a woman/girl is juggling 2 or more men at the same time.
symptons-calling out the wrong names during sex,forgetting dates,showing up at the wrong guys house.

Hey girl,why do you look so tired?Its just because I'm suffering from M.M.S,I totally have all the symptoms!...

by Roni Coleman January 19, 2008

M.M.A.D.D

Mad Mothers Against Drunk Drivers. An organization of crusty old soccer moms who wish to make a much stiffer penalty for a D.U.I Many of these mothers have lost a son to a drunk driver.

Did you here about the M.M.A.D.D meeting after school?
God, I hope my mother's crusty cunt doesn't go.

by Sesna March 4, 2006

m-16

"em-six-teeen"

M-16 first introtuced in the 60's for troops in the Vietnam war version A1, A2 was introduced in the 80's, A2 used by NATO forces, can also use m203 grenade launher

The Army and the Marines use the m16a2 for training and clearing out areas with the m203 tactical grenade launcher

by Mystrick August 6, 2003

M.I.L.C.

Mother I'd Like to Cuddle; because sometimes M.I.L.F. is a bit too strong, or will get you a punch in the face from your friend whose mom you're referring to.

"John's mom is a...not a M.I.L.F...."
"A M.I.L.C., mother I'd like to cuddle."
"Yeah, that's good."

by B.P.J. December 1, 2006

M.C.

microphone coordinator.

M.C. Hammer
(Hamma' don't hurt 'em)

by sky May 9, 2003

M'off

a shortened version of I am leaving

i can't be arsed with your fucking bullshit any more you half witted slag of an excuse to be called human. moff

by george January 2, 2004

M.I.A

also known as “missing in action.” this would be when men find out they got a girl pregnant and they dip ✌🏽

“ever since jimmy got me pregnant he’s gone M.I.A”

by krazykkkate March 5, 2018