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LAMP

that made me lamp lowkey
by asa1476 July 5, 2025
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Lamp

Acronym for Laughing at my phone used like lmao
That’s so funny lamp!!!
by Lamp.2 July 6, 2025
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lampe

A person who puts vegan whipped cream on fucking *everything*
Luke was such a lampe with the whipped cream last night eh
by trader-joe July 27, 2025
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Lammy

A psychopathic sheep woman who plays guitar. Notable for putting out a building fire while strumming the fire hose like a guitar, getting babies to go to sleep while strumming one of them like a guitar, piloting a plane while strumming the yoke like a guitar, turning a tree into an entire new guitar while strumming the chainsaw like one, going to hell/an unknown island, playing guitar at someone else's concert, coming back from the dead, and getting to her own concert on time all in the span of 15 minutes.
"No one beats Lammy when she's on the guitar!"
by john freeman March 13, 2026
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Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.
Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn
by GoonBerry December 28, 2025
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Lampglowing

A casual way to seek a recommendation by bragging/flexing about something. Typically through social media.
Jill posts on social media: "I am have a plaque I need to hang on my wall, but cannot seem to find a good spot. Anyone have any suggestions where I can place a plaque for being names the best in my field?"

Response from people who see Jill's post: "Jill is lampglowing so hard right now."
by Call9Anytime January 14, 2026
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lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
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