Keister Egg Hunt

On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.

On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!

by StiffPeter1015 May 19, 2018

Kristen Stewart Syndrome

Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"

Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.

by Tuxxette March 19, 2015

Kristen

A truly remarkable girl who seems to be happy all the time. Although she may see herself as unattractive sometimes, she takes beauty to the next level. Her personality is a loving, chill and bubbly. doesn't care about you being yourself, in fact, she seems to either bring it out or finds it inside of you. For the people who date her, I'm sure they are the happiest people in the world and would do anything in order to make her happy. Her friends I'm sure are also super happy to have her in their lives, overall she is a person who will make your life 20x better and you should love and cherish her.

guy1: Hey did you hear about J and Kristen becoming a thing
guy2: no way, J is so lucky to be dating her

by Izzy C May 24, 2018

Kriston

Also the embodiment of a kind, caring and a loyal friend.

Also sounds like a guy with a big dick energy

Person 1 - He is a kriston

by Anonymous1902864893517 March 19, 2021

Kirsten

A Minecraft veteran

No one:
Kirsten: “I can’t I’m playing Minecraft”

by madmadddddsss November 14, 2019

Kristine

a girl who is pretty sometimes and ugly at the same time.

Like a Kristine

by hellobro June 16, 2017

keister

Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband

Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.

by Cass July 13, 2005