Witches kiss 

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.

Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.

Witches kiss by Robiw April 7, 2007

Hipster kiss 

When two hipsters use telepathy to declare a romantic interest in one another. Words, a peck on the cheek, a reassuring touch, or even a simple smile would betray emotion, thereby running the risk that onlookers might suspect the two hipsters are enjoying the moment truthfully (rather than ironically).

"Lars, do you see how Marius and Clementine are staring coldly at one another from across the room, without speaking or motion of any kind? Do you see how dead her eyes look behind those turquoise spectacles?"

"Yes, Niko, I do. What's their deal?"

"It's a hipster kiss. They'll be engaged as quickly as you can Tweet 'Free art show! BYOB!!' "

Hipster kiss by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013

Ninja Kiss

A Ninja Kiss (NK) can only preformed by the quick of lips. A perfectly executed NK will be completely without warning, and usualy leaves the kissee breathless, confused, and horny. This is why ninjas always get the girl in the end.

As Rainbow turned the corner, she was surprised with a ninja kiss. SCOOOOOOOOORE!

Ninja Kiss by Lord Caedus April 10, 2009

Dementor's Kiss 

this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.

Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you

Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night

Dame: c'mere closer

Fella: what you got in mind for me

Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr

Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss

Dementor's Kiss by RJ_MacReady February 6, 2012

Glasgow kiss 

A headbutt

“Do yue want to get a Glasgow kiss, *tsk* da fuac I ain’t uglahy ! you are fouckin uglahy€!”

Glasgow kiss by Hshdbfhfnfbbfby February 2, 2019

Can Kiss 

When one person drinks from the same can as another person. Both of their lips have been on the can.

I was so thirsty that I Can Kissed Billy's drink last night!

Can Kiss by degrassifan51 October 10, 2011

Fredo Kiss 

A term when a man abruptly grabs another man and kisses him out of brotherly love, started when Michael Corleone of the Godfather kissed his brother Fredo.

Schmidt!! No Fredo Kissing!!!

Fredo Kiss by technooochic August 17, 2012