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John Haxx'd

verb.

1. Used in and around the NY Rave scene.

To get out of a situation,

To get INTO a situation,

Overall to preform a task believed to be great, awesome, or all around epic.

2. Used by strangers to name drop in an attempt to get into a party.
John Doe: "Man the party is SOLD out"
Jane Doe: "That sucks I John Haxx'd my way onto the list"
John Doe: "I don't know how you do it"

Raver 1: "How did you get away last night?! EVERYONE got arrested!"
Raver 2: "They tried to arrest me but I John Haxx'd my way out of it"

And when being used to name drop...
Bouncer 1: "Sorry Sold out, gotta go"
Random Raver: "I'm with John Haxx though!"

Bouncer: "Oh Alright never mind come on in"
by AnonNYCRaver July 16, 2011
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John Pork

John Pork is one of the most violent criminals to ever exist. his danger to society has lead him to be imprisoned for the remainder of his life, he has been in pen for 100+ years - his immense strength, girth and tonnage has meant that he supposedly will live forever. Him and his accomplice "Holly Vickers" can be found in the popular video game devour (Holly on farm house and John on the town).
"bro, i had a nightmare last night, about John Pork"

"I've heard he's in jail for the brutal murder of several orphans and is now trying to summon Azazael"
by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022
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Lil John

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuhhhhh! Whaaaaaaatttttttttt? Okkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaayyyyyyuuuuuuuhhhh! Whhhhhaaaaattttttt? Okkkkaaaayyyy!"
by J 0 K A February 9, 2005
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John Thomas

The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'
by Karl-Artur Haag August 28, 2005
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john laurens

hey you wanna peice o' this gay ass boi
DO U KNOW DA WAE

AKA JOHN LAURENS WINKWINK
by Aloe <3 January 27, 2018
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John Basedow

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
by tito puente August 30, 2006
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John Wall'n

The Sensation Sweeping the Nation. The greatest dance ever created. a simple flex by the Great John Wall forever changed our world.

To flex like and move your clenched fist in and out.
trin: you see jack hit that game winner he was john wall'n after he was so happy

ryan: joe only hit that game winner cause i was john wall'n in the back

peter: he was john wall'n to all the songs last night

john wall was john wall'n after makin dude look foolish
by thecommonfiasco February 21, 2010
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